Get Hold of This (When There Isn't a Girl About)

DESCRIPTION: "Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet... There came a spider, sat down beside her, Whipped his old bazooka out," and begs, "Get hold of this... When there isn't a girl you feel so lonely..." Various tales of how men satisfy themselves without women
AUTHOR: unknown
EARLIEST DATE: 1979 (Hopins)
KEYWORDS: soldier sex bawdy nonballad derivative | spider
FOUND IN: Canada
REFERENCES (1 citation):
Hopkins-SongsFromTheFrontAndRear, pp. 156-157, "Get Hold of This" (1 text, 1 tune)
Roud #10708
CROSS-REFERENCES:
cf. "Little Miss Muffet" (lyrics)
cf. "Little Jack Horner" (lyrics)
File: Hopk156

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